Thursday, October 11, 2007

in case you were wondering what the jams will be like...

yeah. thats about what it will sound like on jacob's work days. in other news..... for the last week whenever i go piss i have a sudden misconception that i am dreaming and in reality am pissing all over myself and the bed or floor or couch. what could it be? hmmmm... i don't know. it is sometimes terrifying. how lame is it to piss all over yourself. i mean i did it till i was in like 3rd grade and on occation when i am wasted but so what thats all different. this is in ordinary reality. this is scary. i used to love pissing. the smooth sweet release tickling my urethra. no more. now it is fear i feel.

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