Last night I had this amazing dinner at Dalos Ethiopian on N Williams and Skidmore! But by the time I got to work today my left eye was totally SWOLLEN from an allergic reaction from something in the curry. I went to the corner market to buy an eyepatch so as not to alarm the custo's. They all thought I got punched. I was pretty bummed at first but started to feel sparkles in my heart reflecting on the total badassness of Slick Rick. I remember seeing him play when I was 18 and was totally mesmerized by his bedazzled patch. Time to decorate for the next allergic reaction!